《神秘博士》第四季第一集
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翻译 快用六麦神剑 Silence Nikita 酥ki酱
校对 神秘章鱼X
时间轴 kevin天
灵脂公司
后期 拉图
精校 冷冷盯着八爪鱼的草
早上好 灵脂公司 Good morning, Adipose Industries.
总监 神秘章鱼X
消防出口
多娜·诺布尔 健康与安全委员会的 Donna Noble, Health and Safety.
约翰·史密斯 健康与安全委员会的 John Smith, Health and Safety.
灵脂公司
灵脂公司 21世纪的减肥专家 Adipose Industries, the 21 st century way to lose weight.
无需运动 无需节食 没有疼痛 No exercise, no diet, no pain,
一生远离肥胖 just lifelong freedom from fat,
当代圣杯 the holy grail of the modern age.
就是它 And here it is.
你只需要一粒胶囊 You just take one capsule,
每天一粒 连续三周 one capsule, once a day for three weeks,
脂肪和肥胖 and the fat, as they say...
脂肪自己就走掉 The fat just walks away.
不好意思 福斯特女士 我想问个问题 Excuse me, Miss Foster, if I could?
我是潘妮·卡特 I'm Penny Carter,
《观察家报》的科学记者 science correspondent for the Observer.
市面上有上千种减肥药 There are a thousand diet pills on the market,
全都是骗钱的玩意 a thousand conmen stealing people's money.
我们怎么知道你不只是在骗钱呢 How do we know the fat isn't going straight into your bank account?
潘妮 如果愤世嫉俗能燃烧卡路里 Oh, Penny, if cynicism burnt off calories,
我们早像竹竿一样瘦了 we'd all be as thin as rakes.
但如果你想知道其中原理 那我就告诉你 But if you want the science, I can oblige.
灵脂公司 Adipose Industries.
灵脂胶囊由一种合成的流动脂肪酶组成 The Adipose capsule is composed of a synthesised, mobilising lipase,
依附于蛋白质分子之上 bound to a large protein molecule.
脂肪酶能溶解脂肪细胞中的 The mobilising lipase breaks up the triglycerides
甘油三脂 之后进入到 stored in the adipose cells, which then enter...
健康与安全委员会 Health and Safety.
影片审查部 Film Department.
百分百合法 百分百有效 100% legal, 100% effective.
我能问一下迄今有多少人吃过这个药吗 But can I just ask, how many people have taken the pills to date?
我们已经有了一百万消费者 We've already got 1,000,000 customers
这还只是大伦敦区的数字 within the Greater London area alone,
但从下周起 我们将拓展至全国 but from next week, we start rolling out nationwide.
未来从这里开始 The future starts here.
英国将会很苗条 And Britain will be thin.
早上好 我是灵脂公司的代表 Good morning, I represent Adipose Industries.
早上好 我是灵脂公司的代表 Good morning, I represent Adipose Industries...
现在三周一疗程的优惠价是45磅 That's a three-week course of pills for the special price of 45.
我是健康与安全委员会的多娜·诺布尔 Donna Noble from Health and Safety.
不要在意我 Don't mind me.
我们将在三个工作日内快递到您家 We deliver within three working days, registered post.
我是健安委的约翰·史密斯 不要在意我 John Smith, Health and Safety. Don't mind me.
这个套装含有21天的药 The box comes with 21 days' worth of pills,
完整的资料包 a full information pack
和我们特别赠送的灵脂公司项链一条 and our special free gift, an Adipose Industries pendant.
18K金的坠子免费送给您 It's made of 18 carat gold and it's yours for free.
不 我们不送笔 不好意思 No, we don't give away pens, sorry.
不好意思我也不能破例 No, I can't make an exception, no.
我得留着这个做测验 I'll just need to keep this for testing,
我还需要一份你的顾客名单 and I just need a list of your customers.
-你能打印一份吗 -应该吧 - Could you print it off? - I suppose so.
-打印机在哪 -就在那绿植旁边 - Where's the printer? - Just over there, by the plant.
哪盆绿植 那个吗 Which plant? That plant?
-是 就是那 -很好 - Yeah, that's the one. - Lovely.
就是那边那台打印机吗 That's the printer there?
-绿植旁边 没错 -很好 - By the plant, yeah. - Brilliant.
需要密码吗 Does it need a code?
我以前上班的地方打印机就需要密码 Last place I worked, the printer needed a code.
不要 我在这儿就能打印 No, I can do it from here.
-有纸吗 -有的 金宝放了纸的 - Has it got paper? - Yeah, Jimbo keeps it stocked.
不好意思 打断大家一下 Excuse me, everyone, if I could have your attention...
眼下你们每人每天平均卖40单胶囊套餐 On average, you're each selling 40 Adipose packs per day.
这远远不够 That's not enough.
我希望你们每人每天能卖100单 I want 100 sales per person per day.
如果做不到 那就让贤吧 And if not, you'll be replaced.
毕竟最擅长减掉赘肉[多余的人]的就是我了 'Cause if anyone's good at trimming the fat, it's me.
那么继续工作吧 Now, back to it.
总之麻烦你打印出来吧 谢谢 Anyway, if you could print that off, thanks.
麻烦你把名单打印出来 So, if you could just print off that list,
我就不再打扰你了 I'll get out of your way.
客户名单
很好 多谢了 再见 Lovely. Thanks then. See you.
多谢了 这是什么 Thanks, then. Oh. What's that?
-我的电话号码 -干嘛的 - My telephone number. - What for?
健康与安全 你负责健康 我负责安全 Health and Safety. You be Health, I'll be Safety.
但这不符合第五段第三分段的规定 对不起 But that contravenes paragraph 5, subsection C. Sorry.
又是我 Me again.
-是史黛西·坎贝尔吗 -您是哪位 - Stacy Campbell? - Who wants to know?
我是多娜 是灵脂公司的代表 Uh, my name's Donna. I represent Adipose Industries.
你是我们很重视的顾客 And you're on the list of our valued customers.
罗杰·戴维先生 我是灵脂公司的代表 Mr Roger Davey, I'm calling on behalf of Adipose Industries.
只是需要问您几个问题 Just need to ask you a few questions.
简直太棒了 我从上周四开始吃药 It's been fantastic. I started the pills on Thursday.
五天我就减了十斤 Five days later, I've lost 11 pounds.
没有副作用什么的吗 And no side effects or anything?
没有 感觉好极了 简直获得了新生 No, I feel fantastic. It's a new lease of life.
你觉得这对耳环怎么样 好看吗 Now, what do you think about these earrings? Do they work?
挺好的 Yeah, lovely.
我已经吃了两周的药 减了快三十斤了 I've been on the pills two weeks now. I've lost 14 kilos.
-每天都减相同的重量吗 -每天正好两斤 - That's the same amount every day? - One kilo exactly.
一夜过去 醒来赘肉就已经消失了 You wake up, and it's disappeared overnight.
准确地说 应该是凌晨一点十分消失的 Well, technically speaking, it's gone by 1:10 in the morning.
为什么这么说 What makes you say that?
这是我每天被惊醒的时间 That's when I get woken up.
我干脆顺便称称体重 Might as well weigh myself at the same time.
你要去约会吗 You going on a date?
正相反 我要去甩了他 I'm doing the opposite. I'm dumping him.
我现在能找到比他更好的了 I can do better than him now.
我上去一会儿 出租车来了就喊我一声 Right, I won't be long. If the taxi beeps, give me a shout.
这简直让我想不通 It is driving me mad.
每天晚上一点十分整 Ten minutes past 1:00, every night,
分秒不差 绝不迟到 bang on the dot, without fail,
我的安全警报器就会响 the burglar alarm goes off.
我叫人来修了 还重新换了一个 I've had experts in, I've had it replaced,
我甚至给消协打电话了 I've even phoned Watchdog.
但都没用 凌晨一点十分还是准时响起 But no, 10 in the morning, off it goes.
确认没有被偷吗 But with no burglar?
没有 我都放弃追查了 Nothing. I've given up looking.
罗杰 你家有猫洞吗 Tell me, Roger, have you got a cat flap?
我买这房子的时候就有 It was here when I bought the house.
我从没留意过 I never bothered with it really.
我不是猫奴 I'm not a cat person.
我见过猫奴什么样 你确实跟他们不一样 No, I've met cat people. You're nothing like them.
就是这个原因吗 猫跑到我家里来了 Is that what it is, though, cats getting inside the house?
猫洞这个东西啊 不仅能让东西进来 Well, thing about cat flaps is they don't just let things in,
还能让东西出去 they let things out as well.
比如什么 Like what?
"脂肪自己就走掉了" "The fat just walks away. "
-我不会很久的 -没关系 - Won't be long. - Oh, that's all right.
监测到计划外的繁殖活动 We have unscheduled parthenogenesis.
谢谢你的帮助 Well, thanks for your help.
跟你说 或许你应该停个一两个星期的药 Tell you what, maybe you could lay off the pills for a week or so.
我得走了 不好意思 Gotta go! Sorry!
派出收集队 带他们回家 Send out the collection squad. Bring them home.
你还好吗 You all right out there?
还好 Yeah.
灵脂宝宝被人看到了 The adipose has been witnessed.
启动完全繁殖计划 Activating full parthenogenesis.
什么 What?
你们是什么东西 What are you?
我挺喜欢你门厅的装饰的 I like what you done with the hall.
史黛西 Stacy?
你没事吧 You all right?
你不会介意我四处看看吧 Wouldn't mind a little visit myself.
里面还好吗 Everything all right in there?
是我 It's only me.
我能进去上个厕所吗 Do you mind if I pop to the loo?
史黛西 Stacy?
救救我 天啊 救救我 Oh, help me! Oh, my God, help me!
怎么了 发生了什么 What is it? What's wrong?
史黛西 Stacy!
史黛西·坎贝尔吗 Stacy Campbell?
不是 她不见了[走了] No, she's gone.
走去哪儿了 Gone where?
就是 不见了 She's just gone.
好吧 谢谢你啥也没说 Oh, great. Thanks for nothing.
看来我们碰到了商业间谍 So, it seems we have a case of industrial espionage.
只需一碰胶囊就能与其主人调谐配对 One touch and the capsule bio-tunes itself to its owner,
但有人肯定使其接触了第二枚空白的胶囊 but someone must have introduced a second, raw capsule.
所以说 这其中的某个人是个小偷 Therefore, one of these people is a thief.
那儿 There.
没错 就是她了 Oh, yes, there she is.
那么 Now...
我们该怎么处置她呢 What should we do with her?
现在都几点了 And what time's this?
我都多大了 How old am I?
还没大到会用电话的年纪 Not old enough to use a phone.
我以为你只是搬回来几个星期呢 I thought you were only moving back for a couple of weeks.
你看看你 Look at you.
你光吃失业补助金 I mean, you're never gonna find a flat,
是永远找不到自己的公寓的 not while you're on the dole.
你穿得板板正正的干坐着有啥用 It's no good sitting there dressed-up,
装得好像你在找工作似的 looking like you're job-hunting.
你不能什么也不做 You've got to do something.
现在又不是八十年代 It's not like the 1980s,
除了你 每个人都有工作 no one's unemployed these days, except you.
健康与安全委员会的工作你干了多久 How long did that job with Health and Safety last?
两天 然后你就不干了 Two days, and then you walk out.
"我有别的计划" 我怎么没看到呢 "I have other plans. " Well, I've not seen them.
而且坐在那做梦管什么用 And it's no good sitting there dreaming.
不会有人带着魔法棒来 No one's gonna come along with a magic wand
把你的生活变好了 and make your life all better.
-外公在哪 -你觉得他会在哪 - Where's Granddad? - Where do you think he is?
在山上 他总是在山上 Up the hill. He's always up the hill.
哎呀 麻烦精来了 Aye, aye, here comes trouble.
请求登船 长官 Permission to board ship, sir.
准许登船 Permission granted.
-她又唠叨你了吗 -唠叨了一大番 - Was she nagging you? - Big time.
-我带了个热水瓶给你 -多谢 - I brought you a Thermos. - Oh, ta.
-观测到什么了吗 -看到了金星 - You seen anything? - Yeah, I've got Venus.
而且至少有负3.5的视星等 Yeah, with an apparent magnitude of minus 3.5 at least.
肉眼所看到的星体亮度
我的小本子上是这么写的 That's what it says in my little book.
来坐下 来看看 Here, have a seat. Come on. Here you go.
这样行吗 You all right?
那是太阳系里唯一一颗以女性命名的行星 That's the only planet in the solar system named after a woman.
金星在英文中以爱神维纳斯命名
好样的 Good for her.
那颗行星有多远 How far away is that?
大概四千一百多万公里 Oh, it's about 26,000,000 miles.
但总有一天 我们会去到那里的 But we'll get there one day.
一百年后 我们将会在行星间驰骋 100 years' time, we'll be striding out amongst the stars,
与各种各样的外星人交往 等着瞧吧 jiggling about with all them aliens, just you wait.
你真的相信这些东西是吗 You really believe in all that stuff, don't you?
这年头到处都在说这些事 Oh, they're all over the place these days.
如果我在这里等得够久的话 If I wait here long enough...
我想你没看见过一个小蓝盒子吧 I don't suppose you've seen a little blue box.
这是什么俚语吗 Is that slang for something?
不 我说认真的 No, I mean it.
如果你以后看见一个在天上飞的小蓝盒子 If you ever see a little blue box flying up there in the sky,
你就大声叫我 外公 you shout for me, Gramps.
越大声越好 Oh, you just shout.
知道吗 Do you know,
你最近说的话我大多都听不懂 I don't understand half the things you say these days.
-我也不懂 -我看也是 - Nor me. - No, fair dues.
你最近可遭了不少事 You've had a funny old time of it lately.
那个可怜家伙叫什么来着 兰斯 保佑他 There was poor old whatshisname, Lance, bless him.
那个愚蠢的圣诞节 That barmy old Christmas.
我真希望你能告诉我们到底发生了什么事 I wish you'd tell us what really happened.
我知道 I know.
只是... It's just...
我见过的那些事 有时我觉得我要疯了 The things I've seen, sometimes I think I'm going mad.
甚至就在今晚 我在... I mean, even tonight, I was in a...
不重要了 Doesn't matter.
我就觉得你不太对劲 Well, you're not yourself, I'll give you that.
只是... 你似乎迷失航向了 亲爱的 You just... You seem to be drifting, sweetheart.
我没有迷失 I'm not drifting.
-我在等 -等什么 - I'm waiting. - What for?
等待那个人出现 The right man.
老调重弹 男人 Same old story! A man!
我不是这个意思 Oh, I don't mean like that.
但他是真实的 我见过他 But he's real. I've seen him.
我见过他 就一次 I've met him, just once.
然后我让他飞走了 And then I let him fly away.
-这就对了 去找他吧 -我找过了 - Well, there you are. Go and find him. - I've tried.
他无迹可寻 He's nowhere.
放弃可不像是你的风格 Hey, not like you to give up.
我记得你大概六岁的时候 You know, I remember when you was about six years old,
你妈妈说 "今年没有假期" your mother said, "No holiday this year. "
所以你就自己出发 So off you toddled all on your own
坐大巴去了斯特拉思克莱德 and you got on a bus to Strathclyde.
苏格兰西南部
我们把警察都找来了 We had the police out and everything.
那她去哪了 Hah! Where's she gone, then?
那个姑娘去哪了 Where's that girl, eh?
你说得对 You're right.
因为他仍然在外面某个地方 'Cause he's still out there, somewhere.
我会找到他的 外公 And I'll find him, Gramps,
哪怕要我等上一百年 even if I have to wait 100 years.
我会找到他的 I'll find him.
太神奇了 Oh, fascinating.
好像是生物倒装数字镶嵌的特别设计... Seems to be a bio-flip digital stitch specifically for...
该我用车子了 你开车干什么去 It's my turn for the car. What do you need it for?
去去就回 A quick getaway.
早上好 Morning.
盯着点 她会回来的 Keep an eye out. She'll come back.
然后她就是我的囊中物了 And then she's mine.
-明天见 -晚安 - See you tomorrow. - Night.
现在不行 Not now.
我需要用车 你在哪 I need the car. Where are you?
不行 我很忙 I can't. I'm busy.
你说话为什么这么小声 Why are you whispering?
我在教堂 I'm in church.
你去教堂干什么 What are you doing in church?
-祈祷 -迟了点吧 小姐 - Praying. - Ha! Bit late for that, madam.
她去教堂干什么 What's she in church for?
你别说话 快上山去吧 Hush, you. Go up the hill.
但我要用车 我要和苏泽特一起出去 But I need the car. I'm going out with Suzette.
她把周三那拨姐妹们都叫了 She's asked all the Wednesday girls.
原来她一直在吃那些减脂药 Apparently, she's been on those Adipose pills.
她说她美翻了 She says she looks marvellous.
我们知道你在里面 We know you're in here,
你不如识相点 自己走出来吧 so why don't you make this nice and easy and show yourself?
我在等着呢 I'm waiting.
我警告你 我可没什么耐心 I warn you, I'm not a patient woman.
赶紧出来 Now, out you come.
那好 Right.
那就来硬的了 We'll do it the hard way.
去抓她 Get her.
找到你了 There you are.
我看过记录 福斯特 I've been through the records, Foster,
你所有的成果全是捏造出来的 and all of your results have been faked.
关于这些药丸 你对我们有所隐瞒 There's something about those pills you're not telling us.
我想这次该我来提问了 潘妮 Oh, I think I'll be conducting this interview, Penny.
机房
你无权这么做 放开我 You've got no right to do this. Let me go.
简直是荒谬 This is ridiculous.
坐那 Sit there.
-我要通知我的编辑 -我说坐下 - I'm phoning my editor. - I said, sit.
你不能把我绑起来 You can't tie me up.
你以为这是个什么国家 What sort of a country do you think this is?
这是个肥得迷人的国家 Oh, it's a beautifully fat country.
相信我 And believe me,
这种程度的肥胖我可是找了好久 I've travelled a long way to find obesity on this scale.
那来吧 福斯特小姐 So, come on then, Miss Foster,
那些药丸 到底是什么东西 those pills, what are they?
那不妨就让你知道一点实情吧 Well, you might as well have a scoop,
反正你也没机会登报了 since you'll never see it printed.
这 是一星生命的火花 This is the spark of life.
这话是什么意思 And what's that supposed to mean?
我们宣称这个胶囊会吸收所有的脂肪细胞 Officially, the capsule attracts all the fat cells
然后把它们冲走 and flushes them away.
胶囊的确会吸收脂肪 这倒是真的 Well, it certainly attracts them, that part's true.
但它会把脂肪聚集在一起生长成身体 But it binds the fat together and galvanises it to form a body.
什么意思 什么身体 What do you mean, a body?
我很惊讶你从没问我名字的意义 I am surprised you never asked about my name.
我可是精心选的 I chose it well.
福斯特 Foster.
也就是"养母" As in "Foster mother".
还有这些 And these
都是我的孩子 are my children.
你在说笑吗 我不... 那是什么鬼 Are you kidding me? I don't... What the hell is that?
灵脂 Adipose.
它叫做灵脂 It's called an adipose,
是由活体脂肪做出来的 made out of living fat.
-我不明白 -来自普通人的身上 - I don't understand. - From ordinary human people.
-多娜 -博士啊啊啊 - Donna? - Doctor!!!
但是...怎么会 But... What? Wha... What?!
我的天啊 Oh my God!
但是怎么会 But... how?
是我 It's me!
我看到了 Well, I can see that!
简直太妙了 Oh this is brilliant!
但是你在那里干什么 But what are you doing there?
我是来找你的 I was looking for you!
找我干什么 What for?!
我在网上 I read it...
看到了这事 on the Internet...
听到了传言 the word...
偷偷追查 Crept along.
听到他们说话 Heard them talking.
看 到 了 你 Looked. You!
因为他们... 'Cos they...
我们打扰你们了吗 Are we interrupting you?
跑 Run!
抓住她 Get her!
还有他 And him!
那我呢 What about me?
天啊 Oh, my God!
简直不敢相信 I don't believe it!
你甚至连衣服都没换 You've even got the same suit!
你从来不换衣服的吗 Don't you ever change?
换的 谢谢你 多娜 没时间聊这些 Yeah, thanks, Donna, not right now.
就和以前一样 Just like old times.
因为我想 该怎么找到博士呢 'Cause I thought, "How do you find the Doctor?"
然后我就想 And then I just thought,
哪里有麻烦 他就会出现的 "Look for trouble, and then he'll turn up. "
所以我到处找 只要能想得到的 So I looked everywhere, you name it.
不明飞行物目击案 麦田怪圈和海妖 UFO sightings, crop circles, sea monsters.
我查过了 我全都找过了 I looked, I found them all.
还有那首关于蜜蜂消失的歌 That song about the bees disappearing,
我想 肯定和他有关 I thought, "I bet he's connected. "
因为最重要的是 博士 我现在全都信了 'Cause the thing is, Doctor, I believe it all now.
你让我大开眼界 看到了那些奇妙的事物 You opened my eyes to all those amazing things out there.
我全信 除了圣诞节那艘泰坦尼克号复制品 I believe them all. Well, apart from that replica of the Titanic
从白金汉宫上空飞过那次 flying over Buckingham Palace on Christmas Day.
那肯定是场恶作剧 That's got to be a hoax!
你说蜜蜂消失了是什么意思 What do you mean, the bees are disappearing?
我不知道 网上是这么说的 I don't know. That's what it says on the Internet.
在同一个网站上 On the same site,
全都是有关灵脂公司的阴谋论 there was all these conspiracy theories about Adipose Industries,
所以我就想 去瞧瞧看吧 and I thought, "Let's take a look. "
-进来 -什么 用这玩意儿吗 - In you get! - What, in that thing?
是的 用"这玩意儿" Yes, "In that thing".
如果这样下去还会被拉上来的 But if we go down in that, they'll just call us back up again.
不 不会 我用声波把控制板锁住了 No, no, I locked the controls with a sonic cage.
只有我能控制 I'm the only one that can control it.
除非她也有一个音速装置 Not unless she's got a sonic device of her own,
但那几乎是不可能的 which is very unlikely.
让开 Out of my way.
天台入口 危险
想得美 Oh, I don't think so.
等等 我们从窗户进去 Hold on! Hold on, we can go in through the window.
锁死大楼 Deadlock the building.
我打不开 I can't get it open!
那就砸开 Smash it, then!
她在切缆绳 She's cutting the cable!
多娜 Donna!
博士 Doctor!
抓紧 Hold on!
抓着呢 I am!
博士 Doctor!
现在 另外一根 And now for the other one.
我要掉下去了 I'm gonna fall!
这是什么情况 What the hell is going on?
都是你的错 This is all your fault.
我就该待在家里 I should have stayed at home.
我很快就来 I won't be a minute.
他确实很狡猾 Yes, he's slippery, that one.
天台入口
是时候搞清楚他是谁了 Time we found out who he is.
你们谁能跟我说一下到底什么情况 Is anyone going to tell me what's going on?
-你是干什么的 记者吗 -是的 - What are you, a journalist? - Yes.
那你编个故事就行 Well, make it up!
放手 Get off!
我抓住你了 抓住了 多娜 别踢了 I've got you, I've got you. Donna, stop kicking!
我没说错 跟你一起就是这样 对吧 I was right. It's always like this with you, isn't it?
没错 该走了 Oh, yes. And off we go!
不好意思 Sorry.
现在帮你自己一个忙 快跑 Now do yourself a favor. Get out!
很好 Well, then.
终于见面了 At last.
你好 Hello.
-幸会 我是博士 -我是多娜 - Nice to meet you. I'm the Doctor. - And I'm Donna.
雌雄大盗 Partners in crime.
你用的声波科技说明你是个天外来客 And evidently off-worlders, judging by your sonic technology.
是的 你的音速笔还在我这里 Oh, yes. I've still got your sonic pen.
漂亮 我喜欢 光滑 Nice. I like it. Sleek.
-挺光滑的 -是的 绝对光滑 - It's kind of sleek. - Oh, it's definitely sleek.
如果你用来签真名的话 你会签... And if you were to sign your real name, that would be...?
第五直属卡萨本迪育婴舰队保姆科菲利亚 Matron Cofelia of the Five-Straighten Classabindi Nursery Fleet.
星际级 Intergalactic class.
一个奶妈 A wet nurse.
用人类做代孕 Using humans as surrogates.
我受雇于灵脂星第一家庭 I've been employed by the Adiposian First Family
在他们的繁育星球遗失后为他们培养下一代 to foster a new generation after their breeding planet was lost.
什么意思 遗失 怎么可能弄丢一个星球 What do you mean, lost? How do you lose a planet?
我可不关心政治 Oh, the politics are none of my concern.
我只是来代替父母 I'm just here to take care of the children
照顾孩子们 on behalf of the parents.
就像外星超级保姆 What, like an outer space super-nanny?
可以这么说 Yes, if you like.
所以... So...
所以那些小东西是脂肪做的 对吗 So those little things, they're made out of fat, yeah?
但是那个史黛西·坎贝尔 一点都没剩下 But that woman, Stacy Campbell, there was nothing left of her.
在非常时期 Oh, in a crisis,
灵脂也能转化骨骼 头发和内脏 the adipose can convert bone and hair and internal organs.
会让它们有点病怏怏的 可怜的小东西 It makes them a little bit sick, poor things.
那可怜的史黛西呢 What about poor Stacy?
在五级行星繁殖是违反星际法的 Seeding a level five planet is against galactic law.
你是在威胁我吗 Are you threatening me?
我是想帮你 保姆 I'm trying to help you, Matron.
这是你唯一的机会 This is your one chance.
因为如果你不停手 我会阻止你 'Cause if you don't call this off, then I'll have to stop you.
我想你不太可能阻止子弹吧 I hardly think you can stop bullets.
等等 死之前还有一件事 No, hold on, hold on, hold on! One more thing, before dying.
你知道不知道 Do you know what happens
把两支一样的音速设备对着使用会发生什么 if you hold two identical sonic devices against each other?
不知道 No.
我也不知道 让我们来看看 Nor me. Let's find out.
快走 Come on!
我要提前繁殖计划 我们要准备早产了 I'm advancing the birth plan. We're going into premature labour.
细胞碱化 Cellular basification.
绑起来 Tie her up.
开什么玩笑 Oh, you're kidding me.
这也是一种解决办法 藏进杂物间里 Well, that's one solution, hiding in a cupboard.
我喜欢 I like it.
我要黑进这个东西 Hacking into this thing
因为保姆有个 'cause the Matron's got a computer core
贯穿整栋大楼的计算机内核 三重锁死 running through the centre of the building. Triple-deadlocked.
但是我有这个 我就能黑进去 But now I've got this, I can get into it.
那东西是干什么的 What does that thing do?
这是个诱导器 It's the inducer.
我们计划播种上百万 We had planned to seed millions,
但是如果那人是外星人 but if that man's an alien,
那他就已经惊动了《影子宣言》 then he's alerted the Shadow Proclamation.
那就只能拿第一批一百万人类将就一下了 So the first 1,000,000 humans will have to do.
找到他 Find him.
还有那个女人 不要浪费时间 直接开枪 And the woman. Don't waste time, just kill them.
她把整栋大楼都连接起来了 She's wired up the whole building.
我们需要点隐私空间 We need a bit of privacy.
刚好能他们电晕 Just enough to sstun them.
为什么她要改造一整栋摩天大楼 Why has she wired up a tower block?
是为了什么 What's it all for?
诱导器上线 Inducer online.
你看起来老了一点 You look older.
谢谢 Thanks.
-还是一个人 -是的 - Still on your own? - Yeah.
也不是 我有个朋友叫玛莎 Well, no. I had this friend. Martha she was called.
玛莎·琼斯 她超级聪明 Martha Jones. She was brilliant.
我把她的生活毁了大半 And I destroyed half her life.
但是她很好 她没事 But she's fine, she's good.
她走了 She's gone.
罗丝呢 What about Rose?
还没回来 Still lost.
我以为你要去环游世界 I thought you were going to travel the world.
说比做容易 Easier said than done.
就好像跟你过了一天之后我就会改变了 It's like I had that one day with you, and I was going to change.
我有太多想要做的了 I was going to do so much.
然而第二天早上醒来 Then I woke up the next morning...
生活照旧 Same old life.
好像你从未出现过 It's like you were never there.
我试过了...我真的试过 And I tried... I did try.
我去了埃及 准备要去光脚徒步什么的 I went to Egypt. I was going to go barefoot and everything.
但全都是巴士旅行 旅行指南 And then it's all bus trips and guidebooks
"水不可饮用"什么的 再两周就回家了 and "Don't drink the water" and two weeks later you're back home.
和跟你在一起完全不同 It's nothing like being with you.
我也是疯掉了才会拒绝你的邀请 I must have been mad turning down that offer.
什么邀请 What offer?
跟你走 To come with you.
跟我走 Come with me?
好啊 走吧 Oh, yes, please!
好吧 Right.
诱导器激活 Inducer activated.
-它在干什么 -她启动了程序 - What's it doing now? - She's started the program.
诱导器传输中 Inducer transmitting.
记住这一天 卡特小姐 Mark the date, Miss Carter.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
一百万个新生 1,000,000 birthdays.
我保证 那个脂肪疗法超级好 I swear, that Adipose treatment is fabulous.
你看我的下巴 Just look at my chin.
对背上的脂肪也很有效 我已经小了两号 And it's very good for back fat. I'm down two sizes.
简直是奇迹 一粒小药丸就减了这么多 It's like a miracle. All that from just one little pill.
我的饭量依旧 And I've been eating like normal...
-你还好吗亲爱的 -是的 我... - You all right, love? - Yeah, I'm...
只是... Just...
奇怪的感觉 就好像有东西... Funny sort of feeling, like something...
我不知道 就好像... I'm not sure, it just seems to be...
最好去一趟卫生间 Better pop to the loo.
-我的天 苏泽特... -怎么了 - Oh, my God! Suzette... - What?
那是什么 What is it?
快把它弄走 Get it off me!
到我这来 孩子们 Come to me, children.
到我这来 Come to me.
退后 所有人退后 不要接触它们 Get back. Everyone get back. Don't touch them.
-保持距离... -不要管它们 - Keep away... - Just leave them.
目前为止他们只是减掉脂肪 So far they're just losing weight,
但是保姆已经升级到加急繁殖 but the Matron's gone up to emergency parthenogenesis.
那它们就会转化... And that's when they convert...
骨骼 内脏 全部的人体 Skeletons, organs, everything.
一百万人会死 1,000,000 people are gonna die.
我必须断掉信号 I've got to cancel the signal.
这包含一个首要信号 This contains the primary signal.
我把这个断开 脂肪就会变回单纯的脂肪了 If I can switch it off, the fat goes back to being just fat.
想得美 Oh, nice try.
功率加倍 Double strength.
诱导器增强 Inducer increasing.
不不不 她加倍了 我得... No, no, no! She's doubled it! I need...
我时间不够 太远了 我没法超控了 I haven't got time. It's too far. I can't override it.
他们全都要死了 They're all going to die.
我能帮你做什么吗 Is there anything I can do?
抱歉 多娜 这远超出你的能力范围 Sorry, Donna, this is way beyond you.
我必须加倍基波脉冲 我不能... I've got to double the base pulse. I can't...
博士 告诉我 你需要什么 Doctor, tell me, what do you need?
我需要另一个胶囊来启动超控 I need a second capsule to boost the override,
但我只有一个 我救不了他们 but I've only got the one. I can't save them.
停下来了 It's stopped.
它们不见了 They've gone.
怎么回事 What's happened?
我想是博士搞的鬼 I think the Doctor happened.
但我们仍有一万个灵脂出生了 We've still given birth to 10,000 adipose.
而且育婴船也来了 And the Nursery's coming.
那是什么鬼 What the hell is that?
那就是接我 It's my lift
回家的船 home.
你不能就这样把我留在这 You can't just leave me here.
就这样停下来了 It just stopped.
这又是怎么了 What on Earth is it now?
我的天啊 Oh my god!
你说的"育婴" When you say "Nursery",
应该说的不是诺丁山那种托儿所吧 you don't mean a creche in Notting Hill.
育婴船 Nursery ship.
输入信号 Incoming signal.
我们是不是该出去阻止他们 Hadn't we better go and stop them?
等等 等等 Hold on, hold on.
从灵脂人第一家族传来的指令 Instructions from the Adiposian First Family.
孩子们 Children.
听我说 我的孩子们 Oh, my children behold.
我这就带你们回家 I am taking you home.
你们的新父母正在遥远的银河系那边等着你们 Far across the galaxy, your new mummies and daddies are waiting,
你们将会飞升... and you will fly...
飞吧 宝贝们 Up you go, babies.
上去吧 Up you go.
就这样 飞回家吧 That's it. Fly away home.
她改造了整栋大楼 She's wired up the tower block
将它变成了一个悬浮场 to convert it into a levitation post...
现在有麻烦的可不是我们 We're not the ones in trouble now.
是她 She is!
带上我 孩子们需要我 Take me. The children need me.
你打算怎么办 What are you gonna do, then?
炸死它们 Blow 'em up?
它们还只是孩子 它们无法选择自己的出生 They're just children. They can't help where they came from.
跟上次相比有所不同了嘛 Oh, well, that makes a change from last time.
那个玛莎肯定好好调教你了 That Martha must have done you good.
对 她确实是 没错 Yeah, she did. Yeah. Yeah.
确实是 She did.
她很迷恋我 She fancied me.
真是个疯子玛莎 Mad Martha, that one.
瞎眼玛莎 仁慈玛莎 Blind Martha. Charity Martha.
我居然对着脂肪挥手 I'm waving at fat.
其实作为一个瘦身计划 还是有用的 Actually, as a diet plan, it sort of works.
她在那 There she is!
科菲利亚保姆 听我说 Matron Cofelia, listen to me!
免了吧 博士 No, I don't think so, Doctor.
就算我再也见不到你了 这么说也不嫌早 And if I never see you again, it'll be too soon.
为什么从来没人听我说呢 Why does no one ever listen?
我是想帮你 赶紧到屋顶上来 I'm trying to help! Just get across to the roof.
你能转移悬浮光波吗 Can you shift the levitation beam?
怎么 然后让你逮捕我吗 What, so that you can arrest me?
你听我说 我听到了灵脂家族的指令 Just listen. I saw the Adiposian instructions.
他们知道在地球上繁殖是违法的 They know it's a crime, breeding on Earth,
所以他们最想除掉的是什么呢 so what's the one thing they want to get rid of?
它们的同谋 Their accomplice.
我可不只是它们的同谋 I'm far more than that.
我还是 I'm nanny
所有这些孩子们的保姆 to all these children.
正是 现在爸爸妈妈已经得到孩子了 Exactly. Mum and Dad have got the kids now.
它们不需要保姆了 They don't need the nanny any more.
你们两个 Oi! You two!
你们就是疯了 听见了吗 You're just mad! Do you hear me?
疯了 我要举报你们犯... Mad! And I'm going to report you for...
疯癫罪 Madness!
有些人就是无法接受现实 Some people just can't take it.
是啊 No.
有些人可以 And some people can.
来吧 去塔迪斯 So then, Tardis.
来吧 Come on!
这是我的车 That's my car!
简直是命中注定 That is like destiny.
我都准备好了 老早我就收拾好了行李 And I've been ready for this. I packed ages ago,
以防万一 just in case.
因为我觉得 热天 'Cause I thought, "Hot weather.
冷天 "Cold weather.
任何天 "No weather.
他哪儿都去 我得准备好 "He goes anywhere. I've got to be prepared. "
你准备了一个 帽盒 You've got a... A hatbox.
帽子星球 我准备好了 Planet of the hats, I'm ready!
我要不要打点疫苗什么的 I don't need injections, do I?
就像你去柬埔寨的时候要打预防针之类的 You know like when you go to Cambodia,
有没有这种东西 is there any of that?
因为我朋友维娜去巴林岛的时候 她... 'Cause my friend Veena went to Bahrain and she...
你怎么不说话呢 You're not saying much.
不是 我只是 No, it's just...
在塔迪斯里生活 It's a funny old life,
是很特别的 in the Tardis.
你不想带我一起 You don't want me.
我没这么说 I'm not saying that.
但你邀请过我 But you asked me.
你更想一个人待着吗 Would you rather be on your own?
不 No.
当然不想 Actually, no.
但 But...
上一次 The last time,
跟玛莎一起的时候 就像我说的 with Martha, like I said, it...
事情变得有些复杂 It got complicated.
全都是我的错 我 And that was all my fault. I...
我只是想要个朋友 I just want a mate.
你只想要个炮友 You just want to mate!
我想要个朋友 I just want "A" mate.
我才不会跟你约炮 你个流氓 You're not mating with me, sunshine!
"朋"友 我要的是"朋"友 "A" mate. I want "A" mate.
那最好 因为我可没有那方面的想法 Well, just as well, because I'm not having any of that nonsense.
你只是根长长的竹竿 I mean, you're just a long streak of nothing.
-外星竹竿 -那就是了 - You know, alien nothing. - There we are, then.
好吧 Okay.
-我能一起去了 -是 - I can come? - Yeah.
你当然可以 Of course you can, yeah.
我热烈欢迎 I'd love it.
真是... That's just...
-车钥匙 -什么 - Car keys. - What?
我还拿着我妈的车钥匙 等我一会 I've still got my mum's car keys. I won't be a minute.
我知道 妈 我看见了 小脂肪人 I know, Mum, I saw it. Little fat people.
我得走了 我要跟维娜住一阵子 Listen, I've got to go. I'm going to stay with Veena for a bit.
-但那是在天上的 -是啊 宇宙飞船 - But it was in the sky... - Yeah, know. Spaceship.
但我还拿着你的车钥匙 But I've still got the car keys.
听着 距离布鲁克街转角处 Look, there's a bin on Brook Street
大概30英尺的地方有个垃圾桶 about 30 feet from the corner.
-我会把钥匙丢在里面 -什么 垃圾桶 - I'm going to leave them in there. - What? A bin?
-是 我说了垃圾桶 -但你不能这样 - Yes, I said "Bin". - But you can't do that!
不要再抱怨了 车就停在马路附近 Now, stop complaining. The car's just down the road a bit.
挂了 我真得走了 Gotta go. Really got to go.
-再见 -但 多娜 你不能 - Bye. - But, Donna, you can't...
不好意思 等下将会有位女士来这儿 Listen, there's this woman who's going to come along,
高个金发 名叫西尔维娅 a tall, blonde woman called Sylvia.
告诉她 就是那个垃圾桶 Tell her, "That bin there. "
好吗 她会懂的 就是那个垃圾桶 All right? It will make sense. "That bin there. "
-走吧 -这就是 塔迪斯 - Off we go, then. - Here it is, the Tardis.
里面比外面大 It's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside...
我都知道了 Oh, I know all that bit.
但是说真的 你该把暖气打开了 Although, frankly, you could turn the heating up.
那么 So...
浩瀚的宇宙 Whole wide universe.
你想去哪 Where do you want to go?
我知道我想去哪 Oh, I know exactly the place.
哪儿 Which is?
那个方向走四公里 Two and a half miles that way.
多娜 有 有一个蓝盒子在天上飞 Ah! Donna, it's... It's the flying blue box!
是多娜 That's Donna!
是多娜 That's Donna.
旁边是他 是他 And that's him. That's him!
是他 Yay! That's him!
加油 宝贝外孙女 加油 出去看看 Go on, girl! Go on, get out there!
古罗马 Ancient Rome!
下集预告
这真是太棒了 This is fantastic.
它来了 蓝盒子 It has come. The blue box.
我看见非常恐怖的东西 I see the most terrible things.
女人的预言总是狭隘迟钝 The prophecies of women are limited and dull.
只有男人能真正预见未来 Only the men folk have the capacity for true perception.
我现在就能告诉你风往哪儿吹 伙计 I'll tell you where the wind's blowing right now, mate.
博士 你给我们家带来了厄运 Doctor, you bring bad luck on this house.
我们根据神的旨意建造未来 We are building the future as dictated by the gods.
我命令你亮明身份 I demand you tell me who you are.
博士 Doctor!
天崩地裂 The sky is falling.
我们是在庞培 We're in Pompeii.
火山就要爆发了 And it's volcano day!
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最初的角色设定是多娜的父亲会登场 但饰演多娜父亲的演员在拍摄期间不幸过世 所以改成了外公 不过已经拍摄完成的镜头也保留了下来 收入DVD花絮中 大批灵脂宝宝上街的镜头让特效组很是头疼 最后他们引进了用于《指环王》特效的软件才制作成功 擦窗吊篮遇险的设计本来打算用在S03E01与玛莎的历险中 但由于预算等等各种原因 只得改成小卖部遇险 这个设计也就被转移到了本集 本集中为了减肥服用药物导致身体异变的设定 灵感来自于注射肉毒杆菌来追求美颜的人们 本集中蜜蜂消失是和本季结局有关的伏笔 但是真实生活中蜜蜂快速减少也是严峻的问题